Splitsville

Greetings, Corporate Sponsors:

Thanks for visiting the site. As you can see, there is plenty of activity around the Splitsville offices lately. Our new CD, Splitsville Incorporated, is hot off the presses and available for purchase at www.darla.com, so we're gearing up for the media onslaught that is sure to ensue. Advanced reviews have already proclaimed it 'the best album I've ever heard', 'a sublime confluence of sound and emotion' and 'better than sex'*. Your mileage may vary.

Speaking of mileage, our tour of the Milky Way starts in Spain and ends somewhere beyond Pluto. So stay tuned to the website to check out upcoming shows, tour dates, merch info and your monthly Splitsville horoscope. We're having our big CD release party at Cardwell's Tavern in Baltimore on December 12th, where we'll celebrate all things Splitsville. It's going to be a great time, and we have friends coming from all over the country so don't be left out of the fun. Please note: Tony has promised to wear the buttless pants made famous by the Artist Currently Known as Prince, so DON'T bring the kids. If you show up wearing your own pair of buttless pants, we'll have a special gift for you.

In the meantime, we hope you enjoy the holidays. Stay safe, and thanks for spreading the Splitsville gospel.

Sincerely,
Matt

*according to Paul Krysiak

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