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By Larry Fitzmaurice / Pitchfork | August 28, 2014 | 0 replies

This is one of the most brilliant, enlightened divorce announcements we have ever seen. Period.

The invitation to this party went as follows:

"Karen Elson + Jack White kindly request the presence of _______ at a party to celebrate their 6th anniversary, and their upcoming divorce with a positive swing bang hum dinger. Taking place at _______ Nashville, TN on Friday June 10th 8:00pm.

The party will include dancing, photos, memories, and drinks with alcohol in them. This is only for close personal friends and family so please no plus ones or dead beats.

Please help us celebrate this anniversary of the making and breaking of the sacred union of marriage with our best friends and animals."

Pretty much says it all eh?


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