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  • Ms. Medusa So I've come to the realisation that I am probably never, ever having sex again. Any suggestion on how to live with this realisation? 7 years ago   *   2 replies
    • TDOG haha of course you are/will.... start by having sex with yourself.. seriously. 7 years ago
      • Ms. Medusa Hope springs eternal? Your lips to the universe. Otherwise, I'm gonna be pissed. I guess I need a better BOB and quality smut. Any recommendations? The cat ran off with the last BOB and I haven't seen it since. 7 years ago
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